Meet your new neighbor: Robert Kane, and his temper (CLICK HERE).  Robert has been convicted of tearing open his neighbor’s front door with a chainsaw, after he was upset about where they were parking their cars.  Welcome to the neighborhood! 

CLICK HERE to see the Top 5 “Specialty” Florida license plates.  The Gators beat out a few other animals, and teams.  Go Gators!!!

Tip: When stealing money avoid the large bucket of coins…go for the cash…you can actually carry the cash.  This moron decided to steal the large bucket of coins. He was caught, very easily, by the police.  CLICK HERE for the story, or on the loot above.

The man who decided to make a random person’s attic his “home” — also known as SQUATTING — has said he’s “very sorry, and upset the whole thing happened.”  CLICK HERE to read about Stanley Carter’s living quarters, and how you might want to check your attic to see if someone’s up there.

She’s not so much of a “Dumb Criminal” as she has filed a DUMB LAWSUIT!  CLICK HERE to read how 89 year old Edna Jester is so “distressed” by the footballs and other play-things that have been landing in her yard. 

Let’s see…how do I get my girlfriend out of school early? Hmm…how about I call in a bomb threat? Yeah, not once, or twice, or even three times, how about 13 times over a week?  CLICK HERE to read about this moron.

“I don’t care if you’re trying to pull me over Officer! I want my FRIES!” CLICK HERE to read about how a Minnesota woman used the McDonald’s drive-thru to order some fries while the police were attempting (they got her) to pull her over.

If you ever get invited (don’t ask me how or why) to John Mayer’s house for “holiday dessert” GO!  Don’t look back, just go.  CLICK HERE to see the recipes for some “John Mayer” after dinner treats.  Strange but true!

Riding in the gondola on the way to the live broadcast:

One of the best places on Earth is Breckenridge, Colorado (click link to find out more)! This January listen to MIX to win your own trip here to experience the skiing, the mountains, and the wonderful town of Breckenridge.  Here are some photos of the trip so far…

Kids look it’s Santa? No…no it’s not Santa, just some moron who got stuck in a chimney trying to break in.  CLICK HERE to read about “Jolly Old Saint Moron.”