Let’s see…how do I get my girlfriend out of school early? Hmm…how about I call in a bomb threat? Yeah, not once, or twice, or even three times, how about 13 times over a week?  CLICK HERE to read about this moron.

“I don’t care if you’re trying to pull me over Officer! I want my FRIES!” CLICK HERE to read about how a Minnesota woman used the McDonald’s drive-thru to order some fries while the police were attempting (they got her) to pull her over.

If you ever get invited (don’t ask me how or why) to John Mayer’s house for “holiday dessert” GO!  Don’t look back, just go.  CLICK HERE to see the recipes for some “John Mayer” after dinner treats.  Strange but true!

Riding in the gondola on the way to the live broadcast:

One of the best places on Earth is Breckenridge, Colorado (click link to find out more)! This January listen to MIX to win your own trip here to experience the skiing, the mountains, and the wonderful town of Breckenridge.  Here are some photos of the trip so far…

Kids look it’s Santa? No…no it’s not Santa, just some moron who got stuck in a chimney trying to break in.  CLICK HERE to read about “Jolly Old Saint Moron.”

Officer do you mind if I smoke?  No?  Okay…great…let me just light up this “marijuana joint” while you finish checking on my friend’s car violation…I’m sure you won’t notice this isn’t tobacco!  YES, HERE SHE IS, “Honesty Knight” of Indiana, Dumb Criminal of the Day!

I’ve got the perfect way to get back at my friend who I’m mad at, I’ll stab myself and almost die bleeding to death, but I’ll tell the police that MY FRIEND DID IT!  And yes, due to this lack of a brain we have today’s DUMB CRIMINAL OF THE DAY.

Here’s how the logic went: “I can’t drive because I’m hammered…but I need more beer. How about I have my 9-year-old son drive me to the store?  CLICK HERE to see how my dumb “Florida” criminal-of-the-day decided to use his son to be the designated driver. 

This “Dumb Criminal” of the Day decided he would toss a 3-foot Christmas tree at his Father…not for “spreading holiday cheer,” but because he was “mad at him.”  He is spending this holiday season with a nice felony assault charge!  Way to go moron!

This moron decided it was a great idea to grill his turkey…inside his apartment!  This guy thought it was a good idea to swallow the $16 earrings he stole from a Naples JCPenny store.  The store doesn’t want the jewelry back since there is only one way for it to come out.  Yeah…that way.