What the stage looks like for the U2 2009 Tour! Sweet.

A butter statue of the late Michael Jackson will be on display at the Iowa State Fair from August 13th to the 23rd — I know, cancel your plans, and hurry up and get your tickets.  CLICK HERE for the entire ‘butter’ story.

CLICK HERE to read how orange puffy snacks (delicious) were used in a recent assault between a husband-and-wife.  Yes, Cheetos as a weapon!

CLICK HERE for the live feed of the Michael Jackson Memorial being held at the Apollo Theater. Coverage starts at 2:00pm Eastern on Tuesday, June 30th

Officers in Georgia received a complaint about a naked man walking along a nearby road…turns out it was the Mayor just taking a naked walk.  CLICK HERE for the Nude Mayor of the Week.

The new and improved Casket 100 — comes equipped with brass handles, a glossy case, and 100 pounds of pot stuffed inside.  CLICK HERE for the casket of wacky-weedus.

TMZ obtained the divorce documents filed by Jon & Kate.  If you’ve got nothing better to do than read the documents just CLICK HERE and read away!

The Perez Hilton feud continues, now John Mayer has jumped into the debate via Twitter. CLICK HERE to read the exchange between Mayer and Hilton.  And don’t forget to follow me (@mixbobbysmith) and MIX (@mix1051) on Twitter!

This New Jersey man (CLICK HERE) tried to send a text to his local drug dealer, only he got the number wrong and actually sent a text to a cop asking for pot.  The cop met up with him, and arrested him.  Nice work.

Illegally downloading 24 songs can get you a fine of $1.9 million.  It’s true, CLICK HERE for the story, and the woman’s reaction to the fine.